I remember the first time I got the idea in my head that if I wanted to have “six pack abs”, all I needed to do was to do sit-ups.
I was in Junior High. 8th grade. It was 1984. George Orwell’s book was a big deal that year. I didn’t care about that though. All I cared about was “how can I get abs?”. Having “abs” would be the coolest thing EVER. I came home one day after school and decided to get started. We had done sit-ups in gym class. The kind where you pick a partner to hold your feet down, do your repetitions, and then switch positions, holding your partner’s feet down while he did his sit-ups. Repeat. Except, at home alone after school, I did not have the convenience of a partner. I did the next best thing. I wedged my feet under the living room couch and did sit-ups. I started with one set of 20 repetitions. GEEZ. This was harder than I remembered for some reason. I clasped my hands behind my head and touched my elbows to my knees for another set of 20. This time it took longer to get to 20 reps, struggling a little on the last rep. I decided 100 reps was a reasonable goal for that first day. By my 4th set of 20, I was truly SUFFERING. It was hot in the living room and I was still wearing my “school clothes” – corduroys and a dress shirt. I was sweating, and panting… periodically resting on the floor between reps, determined to do 20 reps each set. I completed the 5th and final set of 20. It was pretty ugly. “I should have changed out of my school clothes before I began this”, I thought to myself. I was a sweaty mess. My corduroys were SOAKED. Finally finished, I went to look at myself in the mirror. I lifted up my shirt to look at my waistline. I was horrified. I had a MUFFIN TOP. I thought if I just did some sit-ups that this embarrassing physical condition would just go away. I guess I didn’t do enough of them. Tomorrow I will do twice as many, I thought confidently.
The next morning I woke up and I thought maybe someone had tried stealing one of my internal organs while I was sleeping – my entire mid section hurt. BAD.
I seriously considered, “maybe I somehow injured myself in my sleep?”. “Did I fall out of bed last night?”. Then I remembered the sit-ups. “Oh cool, it’s muscular soreness from the sit-ups”. “That’s good, I guess”.
I took a shower, had my normal breakfast consisting of Pop-Tarts and skim milk, and went out to wait for the school bus. “I am going to do twice as many sit-ups after school today”, I repeated in my head, all day at school. And I did. And I continued to do sit-ups every day after school, taking the weekends off. I started getting better and better at sit-ups. I remember the first time I did 10 sets of 100 sit-ups. That was 1000 sit-ups total! It took me about 30 minutes. “That was pretty good”, I thought to myself. But, I looked in the mirror after I was done… “No, no, NO!”, I shouted angrily. I STILL had a muffin top!
I redoubled my efforts. I had a new theory that it wasn’t enough to just do as many reps as I could, but I should be able to do them quickly too. About a month later, I could do 76 sit-ups in 60 seconds. I was pretty proud of that. A couple weeks after that, I was able to complete 75 sets of 50 reps. That took almost 2 hours. It was another milestone for me. 3750 reps. I could FEEL my abs. They were as hard as rocks. But they were rocks BURIED underneath 2 inches thick of blubber.
I still had the same problem. It didn’t matter how many sit-ups I did or how good I got at them. I still had a muffin top.
In fact, I noticed when I put on my belt getting ready for school that my waist had actually become thicker. I was still angry, but I finally UNDERSTOOD. You can develop any muscle in the body, but you CANNOT burn fat off your waist by just doing sit-ups.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SPOT REDUCTION.
Thank you for reading.